Seriously? Does that work EVER?

Tonight I made one of my rare occasional stops at MySpace (I had mail that a friend posted a comment).  While there I read the messages in my inbox, which are all from random unknown people.  Typically I never respond to these at all (I say typically because once I did reply to a guy who claimed to be my brother's friend, though honestly I'm not sure if he really was). 

I read three messages from complete strangers tonight.  All male.  They always are.

1.  hey, how are you?

2.  hi Kymberlee how are you tonight?

     My goooodness your cute!!

     Nice to meet ya.....:) -Lyle

3.  Hey brat, I shtat ur real hair or a wig? I can already tell we wouldn't get along, we're too similar, we both like to rock the fuck out in life and the earth would probably explode if we hung out because of all that energy in once place! I noticed you are a KICKASS go getter...that's so awesome! My ex girlfriend was one of those! If u happen to be a part time World Class Ass Model, you get 3 coolness points for that...get 15 and you get the special prize
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Seriously, that is the order I read them in.  And after the third, I'm just kind of left thinking WTF.  Does that actually work EVER?  Do women actually write back to that?  And I have to conclude that some do, just like some people actually click on spam email.  The thought of it kind of gives me the heebie jeebies.  For $DEITY's sake ladies, have some standards!  Do you give your phone number to every construction worker who whistles at you too? 

I'm sorry, but I'm not that desparate.  Being alone is better than that.