Test Kitchen - May

 

Last weekend was the second in a series of Test Kitchen events which began in March.  Given that it was the day after BlueHat, there were a couple folks from out of town who got to attend this time which was fantastic. 

For the May Test Kitchen we tested the following breakfast items (copied from the invitation):

1. blueberry waffles.  in Test Kitchen 1 we tested how to make perfect waffles.  Now what happens when you throw the fruit variable in?  Should the blueberries be in the waffles or on top of them?  if they are in the waffles, do you gently fold them into the batter or get out the kitchen equivalent of power tools, the KitchenAid MixMaster and blend them in, crushing their little blue souls?

2. broken yolk eggs.  both scrambled and omelet style.  some people mix in milk, some use water, some add no fluid at all.  But what results in the fluffiest and tastiest eggs?

3. Bloody Marys in the Chem Lab makeup test.  Last Test Kitchen we didn't fulfill our Chem requirements and have to do it over.  I'm bringing in a specially trained Lab Assistant to run this experiment for us so maybe we can take Chem201 next session.       

Plus we had bacon, bangers, smoothies, and fresh fruit.

 

PARTICIPANTS: Bryan, Amy, Vinnie, Shyama, Divide, Jacqueline, Dan, Christopher

 

TEST RESULTS:

Test One: Waffles

 

Methodology: All waffles were cooked on maximum heat unless otherwise noted. 

The first batch was made with frozen blueberries. Waffles were made at 3.5, 4.0, and 4.5 minutes, the 4.5 minute batch was preferred as shorter cook times resulted in soggier internals. 

The second batch was made with fresh blueberries.  , Waffles were made at 3.5, 4.0, and 4.5 minutes, the 4.0 minute batch was preferred for presentation and external texture.

 

EPIC FAIL:

we tried a fresh blueberry batch at a lower heat for 5 minutes, then high heat for 1 minute in an attempt to get a more thoroughly cooked inner texture without losing the crispy exterior.  This test was an unmitigated disaster.  The interior of the waffle essentially steamed (hypothesis: added moisture from fresh fruit caused complications), so when the waffle iron was opened the waffle lost all cohesiveness and structural integrity and de-laminated. 

 

 

Conclusion: frozen blueberries are sweeter than fresh blueberries, but fresh blueberries have better texture.  To increase blueberry flavor with fresh blueberries you need more blueberries.  But too many whole blueberries diminishes structural integrity of the batter, so the blueberries need to be aggressively mixed so they break up in the batter, then throw in a handful or two of whole blueberries and gently fold them in so they remain in berry form before cooking at high heat for 4.0-4.5 minutes. 

If we hadn't all been too full to eat more, we would have tested a part frozen/part fresh combination of blueberries to see if that solved the sweet/texture tradeoff. 

 

 

 

As in the prior Test Kitchen, three pure maple syrups were tested: Stonewall Kitchens, Spring Tree, and Shady Maple.  There was a clear preference for syrup #1 (Stonewall Kitchens), though you can see from the photo that our Master Documentation Expert, Vinnie, disagreed with the popular vote and thought #2 (Spring Tree) was best.

 

 

Test Two: Broken Yolk Eggs

 

Methodology: I put Lab Assistants Bryan and Amy in charge of the eggs, their notes are below.  There were two batches, the first had no liquid added and feedback was that the eggs were a bit heavy, but very yummy.  The second batch had some milk added, and their fluffiness was better.  At the same time the sharp cheddar cheese variable changed between batches, the higher cheese concentration in batch one was preferred.  Other variables: ham, garlic, mushrooms, scallions.  You can see in the photo that the eggs were browned, feedback on that was all positive, that it added really good texture and flavor.

 

Conlcusion: Bryan makes really good eggs.  Garlic is good, as is sharp cheddar cheese and ham.  A little bit of milk whisked into the eggs will make them fluffier.  Browning the eggs results in good texture.

 

 

 

Test Three: Bloody Marys

Formulae: I printed three different bloody mary recipes found on the internet and set them out with all the necessary materials prior to the start of the Test Kitchen.

Conclusion: you have to really want a bloody mary to go to the trouble to make them - six ingredients minimum, with specific tools and measurements...  however, this Test Kitchen, we assigned a mixmaster to the ChemLab early and very quickly determined that Formula 3 was vastly superior to Formula 1 or 2 which were deemed too 'ketchupy'.

By popular request, the superior Bloody Mary recipe:

 

For rimming the glass:

1 Tbsp kosher salt (we used table salt)

2 tsp celery salt

wedge of lemon 

 

The Bloody Mary:

3 oz (2 jiggers) vodka

generous squeeze of lemon juice

several shakes of worcestershire sauce

3-4 drops of tabasco sauce

8 oz tomato juice

1/4 tsp salt

1/4 tsp celery salt

1/8 tsp pepper

 

Directions:

rim glass with salt and fill with ice

add vodka, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce and tabasco sauce

stir in tomato juice with long spoon

add salt, celery salt, and pepper

stir again and serve with a wedge of lemon

 

 

TEST KITCHEN SUMMARY:

WAY less chaotic than the March edition, we must be getting the hang of this.

Very fun, everyone left with full bellies, we are definitely doing this again in June (or maybe July, depending on my schedule).

Call Dan at 9am to wake him up so he doesn't arrive so late that he gets cold leftovers.  :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Special thanks:

Lab Assistants Amy and Bryan for running test 2, baking the bacon, and cooking the bangers.  Once again, the morning would not have been a success without their help, I couldn't have pulled it off without them.  I think I'm going to have to promote them above Lab Assistant...  Research Assistants perhaps

Our Mad Scientist for managing the bar and ensuring the ChemLab was successfully completed. .

Vinnie and Shyama are the most amazing Lab Assistants when it comes to documentation (the fourth page is particularly hysterical).  And their smoothies were teh awesomz too.

 

I had a great time and can't thank everyone enough for coming over and participating in the Test Kitchen Experiment.  I hope you all come back for the next one!