15 posts tagged “funny”
mai s0x, let me sho u dem.
I have always liked argyle, but never owned any. I was never comfortable wearing it, I always felt like I was playing dress up and pretending to be something I'm not. But these just make me smile. I got them yesterday and couldn't wait to wear them. So I wore a skirt to work today because it seems fundamentally wrong for such awesome socks to be hidden under jeans.
A random comment by Allyson this evening:
"this is not going to swallow down my drain."
She was holding a piece of apple peel up for me to see, before she threw it in the garbage. The fact that my four year old just called her throat a drain was really funny, in a cute mixed up words sort of way. Though if you think about it too much, it's just disturbing.
a month ago in DC, somehow, someone made a comment on the way to lunch (while we were all sober) that resulted in Rob Hensing and I pitted against each other in a push-up competition next time he was in Redmond. That night while out (while most of us weren't sober) amongst the trash talking, the agreement was made that the loser would blog about their failure.
LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR: I DID NOT LOSE.
Rob went first and did 40 mostly legitimate pushups before getting in two half-elbows-not-really-bent-things in. So we called it at 40.
I went second and did 43 pushups. It is hard for me to say how my form was on those last three, I know I was really struggling and pushing myself at that point.
The judges (there were five) called it 40 as well and said we have to re-match next time Rob is in town, which we think is early May.
I have to give Rob mad props for going through with it. Sure, we all harassed him and his honor was on the line if he chickened out from a pushup competition with a girl. But I still admire that he went through with it. The shame if he had lost would have been significant. We'd have given him shit for it for years.
I expect he will actually spend some time between now and May on his Bowflex and I'll lose the rematch. But I'll make him work for it at least.
omg.
omfg.
this is hysterical. this online web diversion to any functional work will take your input and anagram it into something else. a sampling of my friends and co-worker's anagramed names include:
Kinky ladies' man
Hey! I am a clever
Evil present
Mad wrench anus
Sore sphincter
Squirt canoodle
I'm an ass-head
Havoc and cheat him (the real irony is that the first time I entered this name it resulted in a buffer overflow in the app. if you knew the name, you'd laugh too. hahahahahahahha)
actually, all of these are probably a LOT funnier if you know the person the anagram is derived from. some of them made me cry I was laughing so hard.
ok, enough laughing for one night. I've got to get some sleep!
Catapultum habeo.
Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.
GIANT FUCKING HAMMER in your hands? My amazingly patient H3 instructor sent me this class picture to commemorate my first lesson last night.
hahahahaha I even look competent in this shot! Don't be fooled. I'm not.
soooo... I'm listening to a playlist of songs on my Zune from Rock Band in the car with the kids, and when Ballroom Blitz ends, my four year old starts saying 'its, its, a blallroom blitz. its, its a blallroom blitz'. (yes, she has an extra L in there). Then she asks me to play the song again, which I do for her. We get home before the song is over, and she asks if we can sit in the car in the garage and listen to the rest of it.
I am about to blow her mind with Rock Band on the xbox 360.
"Since I hear your registration is done and you have met with the proper guidance counselor, class will begin on Saturday evening. I will see if any of the other course TA's will be able to join. Our first lesson will be covering social engineering and it's affects on getting sexually repressed gamers to walk straight into my shotgun :)"
I told you my friends are awesome. hehehehehe. too funny. about time I got some skillz.
Allyson has lost her voice, and she is all upset that Ursula the sea witch from Disney's The Little Mermaid movie took it. Her dad tried explaining to her that its just that she talks too much, but she is convinced its Ursula.
Two small kids. LOTS of Disney movies. This is the reality of my life.
Today Allyson finally sat still to watch Toy Story (which is remarkable, because there are no princesses in it). I have to say, my favorite part of the movie is Andy's Bucket o' Soldiers and their code red recon mission to the birthday party. It's hysterical to watch them march with their little feet stuck down to their platforms, all in order and like disciplined military troopers. And the attention to detail is fantastic - the circular plastic remnants on their backs from the molding, the fact that the parachute trooper's parachutes are tied onto plastic molded rings on their helmets... its too funny.
Sarge
SargeSarge is the gung-ho commander of an army of plastic toy soldiers from Bucket O Soldiers. The little green plastic soldiers are quite disciplined and masters in spying. Sarge and his troops frequently help out their fellow toys. With their assistance the toys discover what the kids are getting on Birthdays and Christmas. The voice of Sarge was performed by R. Lee Ermey. (source)
